scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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