garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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