And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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