I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
did i just pee glitter
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