I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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