Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Randomize
