Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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