2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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