no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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