walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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