whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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