Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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