He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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