R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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