Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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