Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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