He is an equal opportunity slut.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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