There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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