I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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