so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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