margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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