well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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