My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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