He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
if only i could text you this smell
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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