I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
