I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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