Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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