STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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