she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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