brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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