So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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