HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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