Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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