There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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