Having a random hookup so left but love u
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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