In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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