i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Acid is not a monday night drug
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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