I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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