maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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