We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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