i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
that is very illegal...i love you.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
