My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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