Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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