And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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