capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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