Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Welp...herpes.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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