I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We need to rekindle our bromance
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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