we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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