A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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