Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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