Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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