I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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