We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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