Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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