I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
