No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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